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VISITING OBAMA’S HOME

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Obama’s House @ 5046 S. Greenwood Ave.

In last Friday’s Sun-Times I read a story about Obama’s barber and his new found celebrity. So that afternoon I decided to go see the home of our new president and meet the barber at his Hyde Park hair salon.

Obama’s house is only 30 minutes from mine. I didn’t know his exact address – I only knew that he lived across the street from a Jewish synagogue. As I got off on 53rd and went east, I stopped in a used record store to get directions. I didn’t want to sound like a stalker or tourist, so I asked for directions to the Temple. Jews can do that and nobody gets suspicious.

Once I got around the barricades, by foot, the secret service instructed me and other gawkers to only walk on the other side of the street (away from the house) and not stop, or be arrested.

The stately home sits on the corner of Hyde Park Avenue and South Greenwood. Nice house - but what’s more worthy-of-note is the empty lot next door that felon Tony Rezko sold him.

Obama’s Hair Stylist

My next stop was to 5234 S. Blackstone to meet Obama’s hair stylist. I pulled up, walked in and introduced myself to Zariff, the now famous hair cutter. Nice guy and rightfully a bit full of himself. He handed me a 4 color business card showing him cutting Obama’s hair.

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I’ve got an idea – how about a sitcom starring Zariff and Joe the Plumber. About two guys meeting in rehab after becoming millionaires for being at the right place at the right time.

As I was leaving, the salons masseuse was coming in.

Tags: Barack Obama

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The Race to the White House

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

I haven’t seen so many presidential candidates demanding apology’s from one another in my whole voting life. Hillary Clinton says publicly that Obama’s underwear stinks of Tony Rezko’s shit and Obama demands an apology from Hillary. Barack Obama says John McCain didn’t fly anything more than a kite in Vietnam and McCain cries foul play and demands an apology from Obama. John McCain accuses Hillary of having Botox injections to make her sagging skin look less sagging and Hillary freaks out and demands an apology from McCain. Of course I’m exaggerating the finger pointing but that’s what this presidential election has come down to. A bunch of spoiled playground brats stretching the truth to win the game. The exemplary responsibility of being the president of the United States has lost its class and no longer has the same importance as when Harry Truman ran against Thomas Edmund Dewey. My kid thinks it would be cooler to meet Snoop Dog than George Bush. Then again, I’d rather be stranded on an island with Jenna Jameson than Hillary Clinton.

Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Jenna Jameson, John McCain

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