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    Chicago Sun Times

    Saturday, May 24th, 2008


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    Senor Stuart Will Be -

    Friday, April 25th, 2008

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    Yours truly will be entertaining the crowds at the Rock Bottom Brewery in Orland Park, IL May 1st thru May 3rd in celebration of one of my favorite holidays, Cinco de Mayo. The three night festival will include live bands, zesty Mexican cuisine, oodles of Cazadores tequila, and me - performing in the Cazadores VIP room Thursday, Friday, and Saturday from 9 to 11PM. I may be wearing a sombrero and mariachi suit so know one confuses me as the Jewish guy. That’s worth the price of admission! Hope to see you there!


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    Book It!

    Thursday, April 17th, 2008

    Voluminous Cabbages

    One thing I’ve neglected to mention since launching this blog one month and a few days ago  is that Stuart Jacobson, one of America’s most requested personalities is available to be at your next shindig, jamboree, business meeting, trade show, boat party, or anywhere else you’d want me to yap and yowl. You’re thinking, why I would hire this guy to sing “Tittie Bars and Beer” at my mother’s 80th birthday celebration?

    The biker’s shows and swingers festivals are only a fraction of where I perform. I also entertain at more upstanding venues where I’m not begging babes to flash their tits. So you’re eighty year old mom is safe from exposing those voluminous cabbages to the grandchildren.

    One of my favorite testimonials - “Stuart, I don’t even know how to say thank you. You are incredible and truly the Voice of the Lymphomathon!!” Laura Colton Tepper, Chicago Lymphoma board member

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