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    • Screenplay


    I’m waiting for your call!

    Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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    As I was standing on the corner of 8th and Collins yesterday, in front of Banana Republic in Miami Beach, a bird flying from above took a huge dump that landed directly on me. As I was wiping away that disgusting white shit from my face and tee shirt, my wife nonchalantly said, “Maybe someone will call to produce your screenplay.” I completely forgotten that a bird shitting on someone means good luck is about to happen.

    According to legend here are some of the success stories from this bird shit theory. Donald Trump made his first 10 million the same afternoon a bird shit on his head. Jay Leno was hired to replace Johnny Carson the same day a bird shit on him and the Paris Hilton sex tape was discovered the following day Paris got fired on with bird shit.

    So maybe there is truth this folk tale and someone will call to produce my engaging comedy about the lifestyle of swinging and a guy who finds success entertaining swingers.

    Please contact me ASAP so I don’t have to wait to be covered with another bird dropping.


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