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Friday, September 5th, 2008

Tomorrow, Saturday September 6, I’ll be emceeing the historical “FESTIVAL ON PRAIRIE AVENUE” (18th & Prairie) in Chicago’s South Loop, 12:00PM – 6:00PM. It will be more fun than wind surfing naked in Ibiza. Well maybe not, but you’ll have a good time anyway.

DJ Billy D will be working sound and Mayor Daley will be making an appearance at 12:20PM. There will be entertainment, games for the kids, food, beer, bingo, dancing, and FREE tours of all the historical homes in this illustrious neighborhood.

Come party at one of Chicago’s last street festivals before snow lands on our beautiful city. I hope to see you there.

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Midwest Amateur Porn Search

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Marv, owner of Club NCN

Next Friday I leave town to emcee the ‘Midwest Amateur Porn Search” at Club NCN in Black River Falls, Wisconsin. You may ask – why so many sex induced events at Club NCN? That’s because Club NCN is one of the few ‘ADULT ONLY’ campgrounds in America.

Ninety acres of magnificent nature! A man-made lake for clothing optional sunbathing - a clothing optional restaurant serving great food, and a giant clubhouse that has a bravura hot tub that is not clothing optional, but ‘NUDE ONLY.’

This unique campground is surrounded by hills and beautiful farms and small towns. NCN is located in unincorporated Black River Falls and is home to swinger’s events, biker shows, fetish festivals, and the Midwest Amateur Porn Search.

So what do I do there? Foremost, I’m not naked! But everyone else is! This makes my job as the emcee a hell of a lot more fun than emceeing a potato sack race for screaming ten year olds at a YMCA day camp.

My job is to create fun. Sing a few tunes and tell a few jokes. Introduce people. Make a few announcements. And reveal this year’s Midwest Amateur Porn winner.

Generous Marv lets me drive his TRIKE on the biker runs.

Then it’s back home to resume my ordinary life - Like being screamed at and humiliated by my teenage son for requesting that he be home before I wake up in the morning. And my wife yelling at me for not cleaning the sink bowl after I brush my teeth. And my gardener shaking me down for more money. And our cleaning lady shouting at me in Polish to wake up - on the only day I can sleep late.

My job definitely doesn’t come home with me.

 

 

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JUST BOOKED

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

On August 23rd I’ll be emceeing and entertaining the crowds at the “Thunderbird Classic Car Show,” in Chicago’s West Loop, located at 1052 West Monroe. This classic car festival is from 2:00PM to 10:00PM.

Chicago’s popular DJ, Billy D will be spinning classic rock n’ roll music until 5:00PM and my good friend Marcus David, who was the original drummer with Huey Lewis & the News will be performing from 6:00PM to 9:00PM with his band Hoopleheads.

It will be a fabulous day of FUN. I hope to see you there.

Tags: Car Show

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