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    • « Elvis Stuart Who’s watching the porn? »

    Here’s the most frustrating thing about writing a blog.

    Porn star Brooke Hunter

    I have zilch to write about today. Nothing inspired me worth mentioning.

    I did meet a woman with the last name Cox. I won’t mention her first name but I could easily spend a paragraph on all the middle names I could give her.

    The fighting in Gaza is too depressing to mention. But if it were up to me I would remove all the good Palestinians and fly them to Disneyland for a day. Then I would march into the Gaza and wipe out all the fucking Hamas terrorists until there were none standing. By the way, Disney is 2 for 1 in January, so the costs would be minimal.

    Before Brooke Hunter became a porn star she worked as an accountant.

    I just got booked to entertain at one of the biggest swinger’s parties in the Midwest on Valentine’s Day. But I will write about that another day.

    Hopefully tomorrow I will have something substantial to write about.

    Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 at 9:08 am and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

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