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VISITING OBAMA’S HOME
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Obama’s House @ 5046 S. Greenwood Ave.
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In last Friday’s Sun-Times I read a story about Obama’s barber and his new found celebrity. So that afternoon I decided to go see the home of our new president and meet the barber at his Hyde Park hair salon.
Obama’s house is only 30 minutes from mine. I didn’t know his exact address – I only knew that he lived across the street from a Jewish synagogue. As I got off on 53rd and went east, I stopped in a used record store to get directions. I didn’t want to sound like a stalker or tourist, so I asked for directions to the Temple. Jews can do that and nobody gets suspicious.
Once I got around the barricades, by foot, the secret service instructed me and other gawkers to only walk on the other side of the street (away from the house) and not stop, or be arrested.
The stately home sits on the corner of Hyde Park Avenue and South Greenwood. Nice house - but what’s more worthy-of-note is the empty lot next door that felon Tony Rezko sold him.
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Obama’s Hair Stylist
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My next stop was to 5234 S. Blackstone to meet Obama’s hair stylist. I pulled up, walked in and introduced myself to Zariff, the now famous hair cutter. Nice guy and rightfully a bit full of himself. He handed me a 4 color business card showing him cutting Obama’s hair.
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Sondra
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I’ve got an idea – how about a sitcom starring Zariff and Joe the Plumber. About two guys meeting in rehab after becoming millionaires for being at the right place at the right time.
As I was leaving, the salons masseuse was coming in.
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Monday, November 17th, 2008 at 9:00 am and is filed under Humor, Politics.
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November 17th, 2008 at 9:45 am
What a great house to host swinger’s parties. If anyone can talk the Obama’s into it, it would be you SJ. Next time I’m in Chicago it will be one of my stops.
November 17th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Talk about being at the right place at the right time. I bet Zariff now gets more scalps to trim than he can keep up with . Maybe this is the key to increase employment in the Chicagoland Area. Zariff’s Salon
could be an economic boom!
I wonder where Mrs “O” gets her Brazilian ? Ahhh Employment opportunities abound
Phucker
November 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am
I don’t think Michelle shaves down there. She’s the au natural type.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:33 am
I live in Hyde Park and it’s a mess to get around. I hope he sells the house so we can go back to normal living.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Yes Katie looks like a great place for Stuart to get everyone naked and think of the big strapping security guards Obama must have
Phucker, if you are looking for a side job, do you make house calls?
Jeanette
November 17th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I disagree with you Sammi. I bet Michelle’s bald down there because Barack never liked Bush.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:10 am
i bet the attic of the house is where Barack and Michelle have a sex dungeon. She looks dominant and he submissive. I’m sure we’ll find out during his presidency.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
HEY PHUCKER, MAYBE MR “O” USES A WEED WHACKER ON THE MISSES, COULD BE THEIR FOREPLAY?
November 17th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
You’re to funny Bubba. She’s a bit oddly shaped. Maybe that’s from to many hours in the f**k swing up in their attic.
November 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
HI KATIE I WONDER HOW MANY LAWN BOYS SHE HAS?
November 18th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Jeanette, I do not live near you anymore, we moved to Tampa, but if you come down to Florida we can work something out
Has anyone heard from DJBilly or A.F.
Phucker