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YOU’RE DOING WHAT?

With the economy tanking and more and more young ladies being fired from their full time jobs, many tittie bars around the country are experiencing a surge of promising new strippers looking for work. While an ailing economy brings fewer customers to local strip clubs, it often will bring out more women willing to give pole dancing a try.

And that is what happened to Michelle. She’s 29 year old and eight weeks ago fired from her accounting job. With a condo, a mortgage, property taxes, college loans, car payments, health club membership, utilities, food, clothing, entertainment, and her addiction to red wine, it was urgent Michelle find work.

I jokingly suggested becoming a stripper. After all, all summer long emceeing biker shows, I’ve gotten to know strippers earning potential - and it’s a lot more than being an accountant.

So Michelle called a strip club sixty miles away from her downtown condo. Most adult entertainers work as independent contractors, meaning they pay club owners a fee to perform and then keep the money they earn from tips and private dances. Because it doesn’t cost club owners extra cash to take on new dancers, club managers lose nothing by adding more women to their dance roster.

Michelle called me today. She just celebrated one month at her new job. She’s still uneasy that she’ll run into someone she knows - but she’s taking home more money than ever before. And it’s cash! None of her friends know she’s dancing naked to support her lifestyle and she’s turned on by the secret. She said she’ll dance 6 more months and then look for another accounting job.

Yea right! That’s as likely as my friend Mal never complaining about his soon-to-be wife Sharron.

Tags: Strip clubs, strippers

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 at 10:18 am and is filed under Humor, Sex. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

10 Responses to “YOU’RE DOING WHAT?”

1. Susan Kishner Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am

   A friend of mine just emailed me one of your articles from a while back. I read that one a few more. Really enjoy your blog. Thanks

2. IPhuckGood Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am

   Nothing like bringing a baby to see a stripper, I did not know trailers came with gen-u-wine knotty pine walls and whats with the lady in red unless thats the striipers mom who is watching her son get a freebee from his sister and is the “man” with his hand up next to his hear listening to the sounds of their father turning over in his grave because she “only stripped for daddy”.

   WHAT THE PHUCK STUART

   Phucker

3. Katie Griese Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am

   Welcome aboard Sue, SJ is very insightful and funny. What’s happened to A.F.? Today’s blog should really get her blood boiling.
   Katie

4. Michelle Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   To all of Stuart’s readers,
   This is just how it happened. I thought I’d have to move back home with my Mom until I called Stuart to asked him if he knew anyone looking for an unemployed accountant. As soon as he suggested being a stripper I knew that’s what I wanted to do before I turned thirty. Thank you Stuart!
   Michelle

5. Michelle Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

   AND THAT IS NOT ME IN THE PICTURE.

6. alottafagina Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

   At least Sarah Palin will have a job now..ha ha ha

   Hey guys..I am here just super busy with life

   Phucker and V! I hope all is going well in Florida and everything has fallen into place!

   A.F.

7. Mickeys Monkey Says:
   November 11th, 2008 at 8:26 pm

   Phuvker, that is PRICELESS, too funny and how true.
   Maybe it was a family reunion?

   Jeanette

8. IPhuckGood Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

   Hi AF, Daughter Should Be Home Soon, Thank you for asking.
   She is eager to get the Phuck out or Green Bay…Its about 50 degrees warmer here. We are pretty much settled in and un packed.

   Phucker

   PS thank you Jeanette

9. alottafagina Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

   Woo hoo! Awesome, that is great news,,and let me tell you..it is only what, November?? and it is 38 degrees here already, and i am sick of it ALREADY!!
   Glad you guys are warm and HAPPY!

   D

10. tomas Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Great photo of the baby watching the stripper! I once did a kid’s magic show where the 5 year old birthday child drank beer! After that gig, I put DCFS on my speed dial.

    You rock Stuart!
    Tomas

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