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Ms. Black River Rumble 2008

Monday, June 30th, 2008

I’m back from the Black River Rumble with no sleep and no voice. Check in tomorrow for some video footage and more pictures of this fabulous event. Have a wonderful day.

Miss Black River Rumble 2008

Tags: Black River Rumble

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Leave It To Beaver

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

I apologize for my inconsistent postings…..I’ve been busier than usual with several writing jobs, emceeing fundraisers, re-writing a screenplay, and on the road performing at biker shows and swinger festivals.

This Thursday I leave for the Black River Rumble in northern Wisconsin to emcee the wildest biker show in America. I then come back to Chicago to emcee a wedding party, three fundraisers, back on the road for a swinger’s festival, off to California to emcee a corporate dinner party, back to Chicago to emcee the Lymphomathon fundraiser, another couple of corporate events, and the list goes on.

I will be posting blogs sporadically so I hope you keep coming back to check in…

Tags: biker shows, Black River Rumble, emcee, Lymphomathon

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Why Jill is Unemployable

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

Bobby didn’t tell Jill that he put superglue around the tequila bottle before offering her fifty bucks to stick it in her mouth.

Tags: Tequila

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Hillary’s Worst Nightmare

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I’m back from a wild weekend emceeing and singing my goofy songs at Swing Fling I – Even with the terrifying Wisconsin rainstorms that crippled the Wisconsin Dells, couples showed up from everywhere to sweeten up their love lives and forget about the lousy economy. The party never stopped, starting Thursday evening and ending Sunday morning - but what a bummer when I talked to my wife on Friday and she told me that NBC’s Tim Russert had dropped dead of a heart attack. Another reminder why I live my life the way I do. When I’m taking my last breath, I don’t want any regrets that I didn’t do this or that before the big guy takes me away. I’m going out with a whopping giant smile on my face and a gigantic boner in my pants. The same way Bill Clinton will.

 

Tags: Bill Clinton, boners, swing fling, Tim Russert, Wisconsin Dells

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No Clothing Necessary

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Yours truly is booked to emcee the Midwest’s largest swinger’s festival, Swing Fling I, starting this Thursday through Sunday located on the fringes of a small Christian town in northern, Wisconsin. Couples from around the world will descend on ninety-acres of the most sexually invigorating campground in America. It’s held at NCN North (No Clothing Necessary) and this is my 5th year emceeing. If you’re wondering if my wife goes, the answer is, “does your spouse go to work with you?” I’ll be taking a few days off gathering insights, commentary, observations, and video interviews for next week’s blog.

Tags: No Clothing Necessary, swing fling, Swingers

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